One living variant of this glitch has been encountered thus far, a silver tongued but manic charmer who tried to make friends but was attacked on first principles. However, multiple remains of small statured glitches that have been stumbled upon were assumed to be versions of this entity.
The core theme for this glitch is the belief that the multiverse is unraveling and that this is the best possible outcome. Thus they are willing to cooperate with any effort that will immantize the eschaton. All known variants of this glitch also seem to have a deep appreciation for absurdity.
The many variants of the Multiversal Glitch known as the Cheerful Nihilist often bear some combination of the following signature magic items.